Stuff You've OverheardAre you a nosey bastard who likes earwigging other peoples conversations? What's the best you've ever heard? From terrorist plots to intimate details of other peoples sex lives. We want to hear it all.
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rob, Wed 9 Jun 2004, 23:27)
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more trainsOne early Monday morning (about 7am) I was on the two carriage bone rattler from Bristol to Southampton and it was completely packed. So, jammed by the window of a table seat I put my headphones in and dozed off. I was rudely awoken when my batteries died, deciding it would be too much effort to reach my bag and get some more I opted to drift back to sleep.
However, without the music I could clearly hear the whispered phone conversation of the man next to me.
"Barbara, if you had a penis, they wouldn't be in this mess..."
I'll never know if Barbara ever got her penis but in a way, I'm quite glad.
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moonjam, Thu 10 Jun 2004, 19:18,
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