Stuff You've OverheardAre you a nosey bastard who likes earwigging other peoples conversations? What's the best you've ever heard? From terrorist plots to intimate details of other peoples sex lives. We want to hear it all.
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rob, Wed 9 Jun 2004, 23:27)
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My Teacher Overheard Me......saying that Graham (in my class) was an idiot, because he'd been copying from me (I was 8 years old at the time).
The teacher took me to one side and told me it wasn't nice to call people names, and I should just get it all out of my system if I needed to.
So she said, "come on, is there anything else you want to call him?"
"He's a CUNT miss!", I innocently replied :)
I think that was the first time, someone just stared at me open-jawed for a good few minutes.
I already liked Miss McKensie, but this made me like her even more.
(apologies to the Americans*, that I live amongst, for saying cunt, which seems to be the most absolutley terrible word ever to them, although they say "piss" and "pissed" on kids tv programmes and think that's just fine - wel at least I can call people a bollocking wanker without too much trouble).
*I love America, and the Americans. (The food sucks though).
(, Thu 10 Jun 2004, 22:21, Reply)
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