Libellous?
I managed to be 'lucky' enough to be a barman at Milton Keynes Theatre a few years back; apart from the usual bar work and ushering people to thier seats, i also used to work on the after show parties....

Whilst working quite late on one particular show's first night party in a private function room, it's star (at the time) one Mr. Christopher Biggins walks in with the theatre's manager (i better not reveal names... Even though he was a twat) laughing and joking.

they sit down on a sofa and i go to serve them drinks, where i hear the tail end of this conversation.... And this is the god's honest truth:

Biggins: ... "Yeah, i've found that the shape often helps, not much need for lubrication, you see."
Manager: "Yeah, i've always preferred Pepsi's bottles to be honest. i can get it so..."

they then both realised i was standing a mere 4ish feet away and stopped very abruptly, whilst i struggled to maintain my composure whilst offering a glass coke, haha!...
The manager didn't really talk to me much after that... haha.

Mr.K
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