fuckin maccas fuckas!!
i was just at maccas where i bought a cheeseburger.this would be ok but as i was walking away i heard the asshole who gave me the burger say "i just sold that burger to a fat kid in a beanie".now me being the only one in the area in a beanie knew he meant me so i promtly unwrapped the offending article and threw it at him!!

i also overheard some guy some very, very dirty things say to his g/f including,"im gonna groom your pussy with my tounge" and "are we using a video recorder this time?"

1 more...in woolworths (this is australia) i was in the normal express checkout when i heard a small child say to his mum "what were you doing in your room last night with daddy?".anyway a bit later i was walking out of the store when i saw them again emerging from a bookshop with a copy of "where did i come from"!!

edit:another.i heard my bro talking to his freind on the phone when he said"so where excactly did it end up?"!i threw open the door,tripped,fell,and went into uncontrollable fits of laughter.now i am rather large so i ended up rollinh into a bookcase and having a copy of grays anatomy fall on my crotch!just some info...grays anatomy is a fucking huge,7-8 hundred page book made of pure evil and having it fall on mini me bloody hurts!!!!
(That guy with a hat., Fri 11 Jun 2004, 8:46, Reply)