Stuff You've OverheardAre you a nosey bastard who likes earwigging other peoples conversations? What's the best you've ever heard? From terrorist plots to intimate details of other peoples sex lives. We want to hear it all.
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rob, Wed 9 Jun 2004, 23:27)
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Sound FX only in work toilet...Whilst occupying the only "sitter" in the gents, mny friend overheard....
(steps to urinal)
(zip of fly)
(heavy splashing)
"AAAAHHHHhhhhhh...."
(small grunt)
(Enormous flabby fart, like unto that of the water buffalo, 5 seconds fading to...)
(High pitched sqeal of last gas, 3 seconds punctated by...)
(full-stop like splut)
"ooh!"
(frantic zipping of fly)
(sound of man running from toilets, moving only from the ankles down, in the direction of the nearest free cubicle, two buldings away...)
Colleague returns to office weeping with laughter... the identity of the man who wrung it out a little too much is still a mystery.
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Argh-wrath ... is a very lame Glorantha joke, Fri 11 Jun 2004, 10:53,
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