Stuff You've OverheardAre you a nosey bastard who likes earwigging other peoples conversations? What's the best you've ever heard? From terrorist plots to intimate details of other peoples sex lives. We want to hear it all.
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rob, Wed 9 Jun 2004, 23:27)
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Bedroom activitiesOnce we all got back from clubbing and at the time I was single and my mate was with his girlfriend. We all got tired and went to kip, them in the master bedroom and me in the spare room next door. Well being mullered on speed and pills i couldn't kip and it must have been the same next door.
Well the inevitable happens and i can hear banging and squelching sounds coming from next door. I listen closely to hear the sex session then i hear his girlfriend say
"Ow fucking hell I am not a gymnast" I could only imagine in his drug filled horny state he was trying to get her poor legs over her head!!
I cracked up...... then cracked one off and went to sleep.
(, Fri 11 Jun 2004, 11:21, Reply)
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