Stuff You've OverheardAre you a nosey bastard who likes earwigging other peoples conversations? What's the best you've ever heard? From terrorist plots to intimate details of other peoples sex lives. We want to hear it all.
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rob, Wed 9 Jun 2004, 23:27)
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I'm nice reallymy cellar not only goes under my house but stretches under the barbers shop next door too. I noticed one day that from the cellar you can clearly hear every sound coming from the barbers....I listened for about a minute and didn't hear anything remotely interesting at all....however, I realised that if I could hear them so clearly, they could also hear me.....so for some reason, I felt compelled to announce "she's a big one...didn't half put up a fucking struggle, she's not gonna fit is she??, I'll have to chop her stubby fucking arms off too, we'll have to move her tonight"...the barbers shop then fell completely silent!....this was not long after I moved in...I've now been here over 2 years now and I've not once been able to engage the barber in conversation, or even get eye contact with the little fella?!?!....ignorant cock.
(, Fri 11 Jun 2004, 11:47, Reply)
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