
Are you a nosey bastard who likes earwigging other peoples conversations? What's the best you've ever heard? From terrorist plots to intimate details of other peoples sex lives. We want to hear it all.
( , Wed 9 Jun 2004, 23:27)
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On a coach holiday in Sri Lanka a few years back, and heading into the hills, where it was, admittedly cold and misty. We were staying that night in a modern, expensive hotel.
Loudmouthed Brit: "I wonder how they keep the hotel warm?"
Tour guide: "Erm, central heating?"
Same loudmouthed Brit on pulling into Kandy: "Look! They've got traffic lights!"
( , Fri 11 Jun 2004, 12:14, Reply)
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