Who's the twat?
Early morning, aged 16, going down to the school for GCSE results day with a couple of mates. 2 of the rougher 'ladies' from our pit of a school turned up in a clapped out brown Capri with a pair of 19 year old Chavs (then known as Kevs) in tow. Get out of the car by climbing through the windows, but mark my words, we're not talking Daisy Duke in hotpants here. One of them (the ginger one, as if she wasn't afflicted enough), on exiting the car, proudly proclaims:

"Let's have a look at all the twats who got A's"

Who's laughing now, and who's life ended at 17 when they got married to the first guy that got them up the duff, and now just sits around making lunches for an unloving husband and the 4 ginger turds she popped out of her tummy?

Who's only remaining ambition in life is to be on Trisha?

All because she deliberately got F's and U's in her exams to appear 'cool' to her mates.

And I'm the twat?
(And I don't agree with that in the workplace, Fri 11 Jun 2004, 12:43, Reply)