tramp on the bus
any people who know the Camden Sainsbury's should know this guy - he normally fills up a trolley with one item (oranges, baked beans etc.) and walks around the aisles for the whole day saying "the BEST of luck!" to everyone.

Anyway, during one of his not-quite-so-jolly moods, he started shouting at some man on the bus, as follows:

"I'm gonna phone up my gangsta bruvvers and get you killed man! They'll be here in 5 minutes!" (note: this man is about 60 years old and definitely does not own a phone, nor does he have any friends, judging by the lingering poo/wee smell he carries with him)

the other guy says "sorry? what are you talking about?"

the tramp waved his hand dismissively and just said, "nah nah nah, i don't care what you say mate, you're gonna DIE!"

"Fine! Kill me then! What do I care? I've got debts up to my fucking eyeballs!!"

the tramp clearly must have had his conscience tickled by this comment as he simply replied:

"don't worry mate, i ain't gonna kill ya, I was just messin araand"
(soma9766, Fri 11 Jun 2004, 14:22, Reply)