company i worked for had a receptionist
(who genuinely had a phobia about buttons, but I digress). She came back from lunch one day having bought an item from Peacocks - the shop. Giggling like children, one of us nabbed the bag and one used a marker pen to write the word 'drew' above 'peacocks'.
When she finally noticed, the blank expression on her face made it clear she didn't get it.
"Say it" we said
"Drew Peacocks" she says.
"again"
"Drew Peacocks"
this went on and on with us yelling "Faster!" and "Put the words together", and her screaming "Droopy cocks, droopy cocks, droopy cocks!" in the office.
She never got it.
(Redbull_(UK) pfffft, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:26, 2 replies)

Drew?
Hah.

I much prefer Hah Peacocks.
( Allisade would love to hear from you, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:38, closed)

Had hours of fun once
with a colleage and the line 'whale oil beef hooked'.

Litterally hours.
(robbersdog, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 13:10, closed)