A workmate and I were driving to a job but it was in the middle of nowhere. He was navigating - paper based as this was pre satnav. We'd been heading along a road and hadn't seen anyone or anything for ages and I was sure something was wrong. So I said to him 'Are you positive this is the right road?' and he replied 'No, but we will know soon enough because it goes off the edge of the map'

Not much you can say to that.
(XmanX captain upsetter hahahahaha, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 19:34, 5 replies)

Dunno, you could have requested that he give you the map in order to navigate on the basis of him being a stupid fucking cunt.
Grow a pair next time.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 19:36, closed)

hahahahha clicky for witty excellent funny reply. yay. class. skill.

or possible QOTW material.
(XmanX captain upsetter hahahahaha, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 19:41, closed)

more pre sat nav lols
family member knew that motorways were coloured blue on maps, so offered to navigate. All of a sudden they shouted 'the motorway's ended!'. It took a while to realise they had been following a river.
( pottybeaver is neither a potty nor a beaver, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 21:00, closed)

It's always funny until
you fall into the eternal abyss.


Christ, I just wish I could fall asleep :(
( @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 3:08, closed)

I really did spit coffee at that one.

(Wagane, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 10:23, closed)