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Godwin's Lawyer tells us: "I once worked with a lad who believed 'Frankenstein' was based on a true story, and that the book was written by Shirley Bassey." Tell us about your workplace dopes.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:34)
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I once had a foreign colleague
who wasn't 100% fluent in the idioms and cultural quirks of a small island off the coast of europe.

This one time I said something and she totally didn't quite understand and had to politely ask for clarification. And she didn't even know which tube line she needed to use without looking at the map. The fucking idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:34, 19 replies)
Ah,
a protest post.

Good work, keep it up.
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:35, closed)
Thanks, Dad.
Cheers.

Although it's more lolironic* than protest.

(* the 'lol' being entirely subjective here)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:57, closed)
Well....
I kind of know where your coming from here. I work with a hell of a lot of very intelligent Americans. Unfortunately, saying that they are silly is more funnier than saying otherwise.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:40, closed)
Your?
More funnier?

Are you being ironic?
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:32, closed)
What the
blithering fuck are you talking about now?

I'm not a pedant but that is, you're, you're, ffs!
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:55, closed)
Easy now.
You made a basic grammatical error. It's not the end of the world.

Breathe into this paper bag.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:18, closed)
I'm
not falling for that again..
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:25, closed)
Sip this glass of "water"?
Sniff these "smelling salts"?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:27, closed)
Flattered
but spoken for ;)
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:43, closed)
fucking foreigners
cheers
(I helped save b3ta! disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:48, closed)
Bladdy Forrins
Thanks
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:52, closed)
Fuken bludda
frogs.
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:59, closed)
When I suggested to an American friend that we 'take a trip on the tube'
he though I meant 'I want to fuck you up the arse'
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:04, closed)
First laugh out loud
of the week, thanks!!

this prol deserves a thread of it's own.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:30, closed)
Did he still say yes?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:43, closed)
Yes he did. I've never seen someone so dissapointed with the Northern Line.

(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sat 5 Mar 2011, 13:53, closed)
Yeah - what the hell were they thinking posting funny stories?
This is a self-help counselling group therapy site, not a humourous irreverent site for posting silliness.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:46, closed)
Cheers.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:18, closed)
LOL

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:52, closed)

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