Back in the mid 1990s, I worked with the following shower:
A bloke who thought that apes were the result of early humans having sex with monkeys.

A bloke who, when exposed to the internet for the first time, sat for hours clicking on random websites after one asked him whether he would allow it to send him "a cookie" - he was absolutely convinced that if he did it enough times, he would receive a pack of them in the post. (No lie, he did think this.)

A bloke who believed that the channel tunnel would, when complete, create a tidal wave of such force that millions of people in the south east would die.

A bloke who passionately believed that EVERYTHING would stop working due to the millennium bug, to the extent that he dug a cellar under his house, filled it with enough tinned food to last for months and prepared to wait out the carnage. He even looked into buying a gun so he could protect his hoard from starving neighbours.

A woman who emigrated to southern France, only to sell up and come home because she couldn't speak any French.
(IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:27, 6 replies)

What? Humans having sex with monkeys doesn't make apes
That makes chavs.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 17:39, closed)

really? what makes Welsh people then?

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 18:59, closed)

Chavs having sex with monkeys
(anvil, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 12:13, closed)

Ah!
25% human, I didn't think it was so high.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sat 5 Mar 2011, 13:52, closed)

Your friends are Merkin Neo-cons
AICMFP
( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 10:55, closed)

Maybe you missheard with the monkeys...
Apes sounds pretty similar to aids.
(Bushcricket, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 16:44, closed)