Who let the bunnies out?
The receptionist had just been away for a romantic weekend in a log cabin in the New Forest with her boyfriend, but returned concerned and angered. "They were just running around everywhere, on the road and everything" she complained, oblivious to the howls of laughter around her. "You'd think people would take more care of their rabbits."
She couldn't get her head round the concept of wild rabbits once it was explained to her either. "How did they get there? What do they eat? Where do they go at night? IN A HOLE??? Shut up, don't be stupid, they would die."
I dread to think what would happen if she saw Watership Down, her head would probably explode.
(Stopitnowplease, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 11:27, 4 replies)

i'm not surprised
that film freaks me right the fuck out
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 22:28, closed)

brilliant
I just love the idea of a whole county full of careless rabbit enthusiasts...
( 4Q just lurking, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 22:38, closed)

I'm suprised she wasn't on the phone to the RSPCA about their owners.

(boozehound is drinking your bar dry, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 4:18, closed)

I think its pronounced
"Asplode"
( jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Mon 7 Mar 2011, 4:47, closed)