Bless
My normally intelligent colleague was talking about The Million Pound Drop and said 'Well, there was a question and I knew the answer wasn't Billabong because that's one of those sticks you throw and it comes back'. After a few bemused looks, she realised her error and said 'God, I am so stupid, that's a boomerang. Billabong is that dried meat'.


Mind you, this is the same girl who didn't want to be 'gangbanged' into eating pizza.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 8:54, 13 replies)

Depends
what pizza it was
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 8:59, closed)

Four Semens

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 9:03, closed)

Years ago, my mother told a family gathering that my cousin Kevin was hanging around with 'those cunts from Sandbach'.
She meant 'punks'. Or maybe she'd met Kev's new friends.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 9:22, closed)

Having gone to school in Sandbach...
Your mother was probably right!
(xaer0mancer, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 23:05, closed)

I reckon she meant
Biltong
(57841, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 10:21, closed)

Well, yeah.
I gave B3tans enough credit not to spell it out for them...
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 10:30, closed)

Waaaaay too generous there.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 12:18, closed)

It's not totally stupid
As you can get Billabong Jerky
( Peej, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 10:27, closed)

I bet it doesn't come back if you throw it though

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 10:29, closed)

Does if you throw it straight up.
(XmanX captain upsetter hahahahaha, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 10:32, closed)

Nobody likes a smart arse.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 10:34, closed)

Bwahahahaha!

( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 7 Mar 2011, 11:04, closed)

into while - all the olives would keep falling off.

*click*
( Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 11:09, closed)