I used to
work in a record shop with a guy called Dan. Obviously he wasn't happy with the pittance of a wage he used to recieve, so decided to start nicking shit. He got caught and was promptly known as Steely Dan from that day forward.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 9:32, 10 replies)

that's excellent

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:15, closed)

fantastic
I love a good properly creative nickname.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:34, closed)

Doubly excellent given his place of work

( .Yeti., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:41, closed)

*slow clap*

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:49, closed)

Awwwww
BraynDedd, you're stalking me now, how sweet. *kiss*
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:58, closed)

basil!!!!
I used to work in a record shop with a bloke known as Basil. Apparently prior to working there, he used to regularly try to bring stock back for a refund, claiming it was "faulty"
(Simian Typewriter Supplies Pty. Ltd. is house hunting in the neighborhood of infinity, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 12:02, closed)

Haha!
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 15:40, closed)

hahah
Love it.
( rofl harris, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 13:25, closed)

*click*
QOTW suggestion incoming.
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Tue 8 Mar 2011, 16:19, closed)

read it
you've got my vote N5.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 17:11, closed)