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I once dared my mate to eat one of those blue cakes out of a urinal. He won his 50p, and got his stomach pumped into the bargain.

Stupid dares, eh?

(, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 11:22)
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I'm tough, me!
For some reason people are scared of me. Don't know why as I'm soft as shit.

Anyhoo! When I worked for this one company we used to share making the brews for everyone. Two of us would go to the kettle and do the business. I always did it with this guy who I've mentioned before in past qotw's. Often, for a laugh I would burn his hand with the spoon after making the teas, because I'm like that. He would leap about the room like a fool clutching his hand and had burn marks for days. It was all done in jest, I assure you. Well, after a while he was getting sick of this and bet this other guy in the office to do it to me as I would be on my guard with himself. So at brew time the teas were stirred and this guy then quickly puts the spoon on my hand. I stood there, not moving or saying anything while this spoon burnt my hand. I just stared into this guys eyes and smiled at him. Freaked him out completely and I become a person never to be messed with. It hurt like shit and had a nasty burn for ages but it was worth it just for the kudos.

I love having a high pain threshold.
(, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 12:52, 8 replies)
I think
your post explains why people are scared of you!

That, and the fact you're nearly 6' tall and look scary.

:-)

[ducks to avoid slap]
(, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 13:08, closed)
I'm not scared of you, BGB.
You may enjoy being burned with hot spoons but heck it's any English citizen's right, I myself have just stapled my scrotum to a desk and repeatedly slammed my tallywhacker in the drawer for amusement.
Check my soprano solo on Songs of Praise this weekend!
(, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 13:33, closed)
You, Mr.
Your the first on my list for a burn.
(, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 13:35, closed)
Which one?
Me or Lunar Jim?
(, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 13:41, closed)
I hope it's me.
I love a bit of unecessary pain, me.
(, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 13:49, closed)
Jeez!
If i'd have know there was a market for this, I would have started up the service years ago.
(, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 14:06, closed)
...
Shut up and heat the spoons up already!
I'll take mine on the glans, please.
(, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 14:12, closed)
I'm getting scared now
I'm not good with pain.

[hides behind sofa]
(, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 14:33, closed)

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