Deeeepthroat
Back when I was about 17 a load of us were round a mates house having some japes, chugging back the hairy spider and generally having a jolly good time. I have no idea how it came about, as I was generally too skinflint to risk any of my hard earned parents money, but I ended up claiming that yes, indeed I could get at least half of my friend Tom's naked, unwashed, size 8 foot in my mouth. (Size 8 is 10" so about 5 inches of man-foot.)

No doubt we've all seen people deepthroat much longer things, but bare in mind that a foot is also quite wide, and has nails on the end. But for £10, got to be worth a shot eh?

We drew a mark/target on his foot and I gave it a shot, but came nowhere near. Tried it again and his foot got to the back of my throat, but I was still about an inch off the mark. Third time lucky I actually grabbed the back of his heel and forced it that one further inch, just reaching the mark before wretching his foot back out, then vomiting into my mouth.

Woke up the next morning with quite a sore throat, but thought nothing of it until later that day, when Tom withdrew a tenner on our way past an ATM machine and stuffed it in my hand, with a look of shame. That bought the memories back alright, and looking in the mirror later I realised that there were quite a few large scratches on the back of my throat. Quite proud, in a 'what the hell was wrong with us back then' way, because I generally have an awesome gag reflex, I've accidently purged while chewing gum because it came too close to the back of my mouth.
(Daveh, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 14:48, Reply)