Dares
This is second hand info and if it isn't true....well.. no it really shouldn't be.
An old friend of mine was in a pub close to home in Yorkshire; an old style sawdust on the floor shit hole. He was in there with some mates at the end of a night on the piss. There were a couple of blokes propping up the bar, both obviously pissed, engaged in a heated but cryptic conversation..
"naaaaah wouldn't do it..."
"yeah you would"
"Naaaaah wouldn't nobody wuld"
"I would if i needed the cash"
"Naaaah you wouldn't"
"Wouldn't turn the cash down"
"No way dare you!"
"Right!"
At which point the last gentleman to speak dropped to his knees, undid the fly of the other and gave the other a blow job. To a quick and obvious finish.
He stood up, drained his pint, wiped his mouth and proclaimed with a smug grin, "Right that's fifty quid you owe me!".
There's a message here; people in pubs watching something like this and people who slow down to look at car wrecks have the same mentality. Or maybe they're just pissed?
(DustyD, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 15:23, Reply)