Stupid, stupid, stupid....
Was at a party when I was 17. It was all geeting a bit crazy, loads of people rolling up in cars, crashing the party, white powder everywhere. Me, I was just relaxing with a beer outside the house where this was happening. One of those nice moments when you are on your own looking at the chaos around you and saying to yourself 'ha ha glad this isn't my place'.

Anyway, up strolls Dave (not real name of course). He is out of breathe and covered in sweat. He had just been running around like a nutter with a couple of other guys, wrestling on the lawn etc. He looks at me and says 'you know what Polish bstard? I feel invincible! I could do anything? Go on, dare me to do anything and I'll do it!'

Now just in front of the house was a group of bushes about shoulder height. I thought 'well he's asked but what can i get him to do that is possibly impressive but harmless?'. 'OK' I said off hand 'I bet you can't vault that bush'. I lifted my beer to drink and was suprised when from standing still he throws himself over said bushes like an olympic athlete. 'Fuck yeah' I yelled impressed by his achievement.

Dave stands up in triumph, arms raised to the heavens. However, what neither of us was aware of was that on the other side of the bushes was not the lovely soft grass of the house's front lawn but a small but ever so dangerous rockery.

As Dave cheers his success I notice that there is blood streaming down the side of his face. A shit load of blood. The poor bugger had hit his face on a rock on the way down and unbeknownst to him (due to a large amount of alcohol inbibed) had slit the side of his face open from chin to temple.

'Fuck Dave' I said 'your bleeding mate!'. Dave puts his hand up to his face expecting a small amount of claret. His hand is covered and his t shirt is rapidly becoming covered in blood. He races into the kitchen to the sink (and covers someones new white football shirt in blood at the same time).

Anyway, one of the girl's Dad is a doctor nearby and he comes (and first sees the destruction of the house) and takes Dave to hospital.

Everyone is standing around in shock. Why did he do that? What on earth possessed him to do that?

I kept very quiet and went home soon afterwards.

From then on I keep dares to daring guys to chatting up girls and other harmless stuff involving BB guns and bare skin etc.....


PS Dave was ok apart from the scars.....
(Polish bstard, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 15:47, Reply)