the old wooden spoon on the head dare
for some reason that is fairly inexplicable, when the alcohol has been flowing freely and a certain group of my friends get together (I believe it has to be exactly the right mixture or this doesn't happen) someone, somehow gets hold of a wooden spoon.

This is then used to smash each other on the head with.

Sometimes standing still, sometimes leaping from chairs/steps etc. to deliver the blow.

Many a morning (well at least 2) I have awoken thinking "hmm, how did I get this bruise on my head," only to have a flashback to a friend jumping through the air, spoon held tight in both hands, barbarian style, teeth-gritted in determination, ready to brain me.

I can assure you all that those strange spoons with a hole in the middle are by far the worst type of wooden spoon to be hit with.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:03, 1 reply)

Do we have the same friends?
I've woken up in a lounge room littered with at least 6 broken wooden spoons.
Spoon brutality - it has to stop.
(spent.fish flipping and gasping, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 16:19, closed)