Snogged this pig in a nightclub once, was hammered if that helped :p
The next week me and a few mates were back in the same club, and I'm playing some arcade game. A friend who was out the week before said "Jec, don't turn around for fuck's sake." The first thing I do automatically is turn around (seriously, it's hard to resist the need to totally ignore the command) and I see the pig, plus she also spots me.
"Oh fuck" thinks me.
She wonders over and taps me on the shoulder. I turn around, and she's homing in for a kiss, and I'm fully sober and dreading it. So I do what any man would do in this situation.

"Urrrrrghhh........ARRRRGggghhhhh.....AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"

She slaps me a beauty and walks off, while everyone around me pisses themselves laughing, me included.

I did apologise later and buy her a few drinks though, I'm not a complete cunt.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:03, Reply)