Stupid Dares
I once dared my mate to eat one of those blue cakes out of a urinal. He won his 50p, and got his stomach pumped into the bargain.
Stupid dares, eh?
( , Thu 1 Nov 2007, 11:22)
I once dared my mate to eat one of those blue cakes out of a urinal. He won his 50p, and got his stomach pumped into the bargain.
Stupid dares, eh?
( , Thu 1 Nov 2007, 11:22)
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Heads, swearing, vomit, curry, shooting
Whether i'm being dared, or doing the daring, invariably it ends in some form of disaster.
-Shortly after developing an extensive swearing vocabulary (gotta love older siblings) and the even more necessary common sense not to say it. I dared a school mate to say fcuking cnut to a teacher, which he promptly did, then got in trouble, then blamed me. Apparently not suitable for a 8 year old boy.
-When getting onto a coach for a school trip, I dared another school mate to press the emergency door close button that was cunningly positioned on the entry stairs. Cue a teacher getting his upper half stuck between the doors, got blamed for that one, and again, unsuitable behaviour (9 that time I think).
-My older brother loaded up an air pistol (scorpion; powerful, banned) with a red berry and dared me to shoot him, in his mind, it would look like a nice film style blood squib explosion. Unfortunately I did dare, the berry hit and passed through his shirt and part into his chest, not far enough for a problem, but he still bares the scars now. Thankfully didn't get blamed for that one.
-Daring a work mate to drink a bowl of vindaloo sauce, quite tame that one, and I suspect more geared towards last weeks qotw, I felt conned, guy didn't even blink.
-One night in the local, an unfortunate drunk proceeds to spit/vomit an ungodly coloured concoction into a glass. Various dare's were made to drink it, but the moment money became involved and the stakes were raised, an otherwise silent bystander proceeded to take the money, neck the vomit, and sit back down, without even washing it down with a beer. It was for the princely sum of a fiver, so it still seemed more of a dare than a bet.
( , Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:50, 2 replies)
Whether i'm being dared, or doing the daring, invariably it ends in some form of disaster.
-Shortly after developing an extensive swearing vocabulary (gotta love older siblings) and the even more necessary common sense not to say it. I dared a school mate to say fcuking cnut to a teacher, which he promptly did, then got in trouble, then blamed me. Apparently not suitable for a 8 year old boy.
-When getting onto a coach for a school trip, I dared another school mate to press the emergency door close button that was cunningly positioned on the entry stairs. Cue a teacher getting his upper half stuck between the doors, got blamed for that one, and again, unsuitable behaviour (9 that time I think).
-My older brother loaded up an air pistol (scorpion; powerful, banned) with a red berry and dared me to shoot him, in his mind, it would look like a nice film style blood squib explosion. Unfortunately I did dare, the berry hit and passed through his shirt and part into his chest, not far enough for a problem, but he still bares the scars now. Thankfully didn't get blamed for that one.
-Daring a work mate to drink a bowl of vindaloo sauce, quite tame that one, and I suspect more geared towards last weeks qotw, I felt conned, guy didn't even blink.
-One night in the local, an unfortunate drunk proceeds to spit/vomit an ungodly coloured concoction into a glass. Various dare's were made to drink it, but the moment money became involved and the stakes were raised, an otherwise silent bystander proceeded to take the money, neck the vomit, and sit back down, without even washing it down with a beer. It was for the princely sum of a fiver, so it still seemed more of a dare than a bet.
( , Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:50, 2 replies)
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