Escallating dares.
I was in Bristol to have a last night out with a totally legendary freind of mine who was finishing her year abroad and returning to Toronto a day or so later.
I'd actually been feeling so ill I had to be carried to the taxi, between the taxi and the club, and drink by having my glass lifted up for me and having the straw put in my mouth. I wasn't one to miss a good night out under any circumstances back then. Anyway, after a lot of glasses of double vodka with alcopop mixer consumed in this manner (it was the best alcohol to currency ratio that night and I was an impoverished student), I felt perfectly fine and ready for mischief.
Sadly, being a Thursday, the cheap student night we had been enjoying shut and we had to move in search of more fun. We found the only place open and, being about the only women in there, found a steady supply of drinks flowing our way although we did nothing to try and contrive this.
When it shuts the pair of us get chatting to a couple of lads who worked there. One of them dares us to pull each other. Fine, says ****, but only if you match everything we do. So we put on a decent performance and wait for their turn. They indeed match it. And decide it's our turn again, but we will have to do better. This time, we repeat but for about 2-3 minutes and being as gropey and excessive as possible without it being classed as more than pulling. When we finish one of the guys looks a little white and says "but you two are blatantly lesbians!" (the other one just looked secretly pleased at the thought of what he might have to do (at least I think it was by that)). "we aren't", quoth **** "and you can't welch on the dare". To the credit, they matched us again.
One of them then suggests the next step. "OK" we said. "but it's your turn to go first". After some initial shock and resistance, I think they were actually going to agree. But then the manager came and threw us all out so I'll never know........

(after they'd gone we ended up continuing where we left off, with the night ending with **** shouting down park street that I should come to Toronto so we would fuck like rabbits. I never did though.)
(Lotus Eater exposed herself on, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:02, 2 replies)

Mmmm pie?
Sounds like someone's been watching too much American Pie ;)
( aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:07, closed)

actually,
I've never seen it. I'm way too pretentious when it comes to films so I'll have to guess what you mean. Doesn't surprise me if my undergraduate days resembled the plot of some tasteless movie though.
(Lotus Eater exposed herself on, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:49, closed)