Tequila slammers are for pussies
A few years ago me & some mates used to regularly dare each other to do tequila suicides - down the tequila, snort the salt and squeeze the lemon in your eye. Guaranteed 100% hilarious.

On one particularly hammered occasion though a few of them (but not me) went that little bit further and developed the "hardcore tequila suicide". It involved snorting the tequila through a straw (one guy tried eyeballing it), cutting the back of your arm, squeezing the lemon juice into the cut and then rubbing in the salt afterwards.

I was forced to admit to being less hardcore like that. Largely because I tried snorting vodka once and it just made me chuck instantly.
( wangmaster2000, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:05, 5 replies)

Im sorry
maybe im a little bit of an old middle of the road fuddy duddy here but . . .What the Fuck???

why???

why not skip the middle man and just slam your penis in a car door?

Halfy, sponsered by drinkaware and the fear of pain
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:15, closed)

Halfy
The suicides we do because they're hilarious. The hardcore ones, I guess they did because it would make for a good story!
( wangmaster2000, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:20, closed)

pouring
lemon in your eye is funny? i think i must have a poor sense of humour.
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:22, closed)

...back flip in and out of the bar and give us both five pounds...
The first bit reminds me of that sketch in Man Stroke Woman, just lacking the backflipping in and out of the bar bit, lol.
(Mazten, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:11, closed)

When I was a teenager
I had a mate who would drink vodka through his eye.

Admittedly, it was hilarious, but he wasn't considered 'hardcore.' He was just an attention-seeking wanker.
(Pavlov's Frog figures no-one really reads sigs anyway, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 15:14, closed)