Less Gross than Most
As a student I had a fondness for stealing things when I was drunk. If a dare involved stealing, then I usually did it.

Best Steals:

3 hard hats: smuggled out as big boobs and pregnancy

Darts mat: friends lifted table as I rolled it up, smuggled out as pregnancy, again!

And my personal favourite: A fosters parasol from AJ's in Liverpool.

I made a flippant comment about how I could steal anything by putting it up my jumper. My lovely friend suggested the parasol.

The dare was on.

After a sly look around, I slipped under the table, undid the screws and pushed the parasol through the hole.

Once removed, I deflated (dunno what the right word for folding up a giant cloth umbrella is) the parasol as much as I could, put it up my jumper and walked away without a care in the world.

But it didn't seem like enough, so I decided to spend the evening with the parasol, it involved going to the SU bar with it, then a cinema to see a Japanese film, then a pizza place and finally home, in a cab.

I didn't have to pay for anything all night, I can't remember if people were impressed at my steal, or just thought I was dangerously mental.

Probably both.

I'd like to end this entry for QOTW in a really witty way, but I'm tired.
(Jugular, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:23, Reply)