a while ago
i pushed a cigarette all the way up my nose
pulled it out again, lit it, smoked a bit of it, then ate it.

I was pissed, but was 'sensible' enough to go and make myself puke it up straightaway.

more recently, pissed up again, i tried the same trick, only for most of the cigarette to stay lodged inside my nose - cue panicked drunken snorting and hoicking until i got most of it out again.

I don't even smoke.

a mate at school once 'drank' a pint of worms for five pounds
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 23:01, 1 reply)

This would have been even more impressive
if you'd pushed the cigarette up one nostril and pulled it out the other.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:37, closed)