Nice...
....pun.

"he drank the while bottle of tippex, turned pretty white and almost immediately "

I can only assume that this fellow has gone on to smaller and dimmer things as his life has moved on.

Fair play though, every school needs a chap like that....

...there is a tree with a plaque to remember the lad from my school. Poor bugger.
( The Pollitt chooses to listen to Enya on, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 16:28, Reply)