If you're walking home from the pub, drunk and....
...your mate dares you to run over the next parked car you see, don't do it.

It might have a full length Webasto sunroof. You might go right through said roof. You might snap your ankle as it hits the steering wheel on the way in. You might end up buying an unfeasibly expensive roof to replace the one you wrecked.

But worse of all....

...the nurse that treats you at the hospital for your broken ankle, while your details are being taken down by a policeman, might....JUST MIGHT be you're girlfriends mum.

Try explaining that one.

Bugger.
( The Pollitt chooses to listen to Enya on, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 16:35, 1 reply)

Winnah!
*click*
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Sun 4 Nov 2007, 2:25, closed)