Stupid Dares
I once dared my mate to eat one of those blue cakes out of a urinal. He won his 50p, and got his stomach pumped into the bargain.
Stupid dares, eh?
( , Thu 1 Nov 2007, 11:22)
I once dared my mate to eat one of those blue cakes out of a urinal. He won his 50p, and got his stomach pumped into the bargain.
Stupid dares, eh?
( , Thu 1 Nov 2007, 11:22)
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Battered Haggis
It would have been better if it actually resembled a haggis in any way, shape, or form. It was about 6 inches long, and inch thick, and I had to drunkenly wait whilst the dug it out of the freezer.
It looked like battered dog turd filled with wood shavings. I remember eating it, then passing out (this was after several cans of special brew). My charming friends then poured the remains of the haggis into my hair, and poured two cans of special brew over me. I ended up stuck to the carpet. Wonderful.
( , Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:39, Reply)
It would have been better if it actually resembled a haggis in any way, shape, or form. It was about 6 inches long, and inch thick, and I had to drunkenly wait whilst the dug it out of the freezer.
It looked like battered dog turd filled with wood shavings. I remember eating it, then passing out (this was after several cans of special brew). My charming friends then poured the remains of the haggis into my hair, and poured two cans of special brew over me. I ended up stuck to the carpet. Wonderful.
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