holy hands
once, many years ago, i was playing with my friends behind an abandoned cork warehouse*.
there was a wall closing off the back door of the warehouse, but we'd previously removed the back door and leaned it against the wall so that we could climb over and slide down the other side. one of my friends had never been there with us before, so we dared her to climb over the wall and slide down the door, which she did.
what she didn't know was that her brother had pissed down said door about a minute previously.
sliding down a pissy door is, apparently, not fun. she flung her hands out to try to stop the slide, but unfortunately, she didn't see the large nail sticking out of the wall.
it went straight through her hand between her 4th and 5th fingers.
cue much blood, screaming, crying, laughing(from the rest of us) and one very contrite brother.
she still has the scar to this day and was very lucky not to lose her wedding ring finger.

*a warehouse for storing corks, not a warehouse in cork.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Nov 2007, 14:25, Reply)