Not me, but rather overheard...
In Ann Summers in Edinburgh.

I was in there purchasing some new toys when some ladies were playing with the posing pouches not too far from me. They were the kind that made noises too.

I say ladies, the youngest was in her early fifties....

And then one of them nudged the other and said "I dare you to set them all off"

Needless to say the dare was completed and by chance we all wandered out teh door at the same time giggling and i look over at them and suddenly my grin widens....


I was now face to face with my very prim and proper Aunt Fiona.

She gave me a tenner with orders not to inform any of my Uncles

First post in this section of the board. No apologies for length (although i'd rather not know what my Aunt bought)
(sexual_panda, Mon 5 Nov 2007, 19:13, 1 reply)

Goes both ways, you know.
She may have looked at your purchases and gotten the jibblies...
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 6 Nov 2007, 13:03, closed)