Amazing displays of ignoranceSandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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On oboes and cork grease:One member of my wind quintet, who shall be called "Horn Guy", overheard myself and the oboe player discussing different types of cork grease. For those who don't know, that's grease used to keep the joints between different parts of the instrument from sticking together. The oboe player (who I shall call Daisy) mentioned that she didn't use plain vaseline like the rest of us cheapskates, but proper oboe grease.
Horn Guy: Wow Daisy, I didn't know you were so well lubricated!
(, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 22:22, 1 reply)
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