Amazing displays of ignoranceSandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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Healthy Eating...ROUNDTREE'S FRUIT PASTILLES DO NOT COUNT AS ONE OF YOUR 5-A-DAY!!!!
KETCHUP IS 'GLUTEN' FREE NOT 'GLUTTON' FREE!
ARTICHOKES ARE NOT ANIMALS, DESPITE HAVING A HEART!
Hazel, you are a thumb short of a ham-fist. I can't believe someone let you breed.
(, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 22:47, 5 replies)
Click(, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 23:02, closed)
"a thumb short of a ham fist"that's just made it into my everyday vocabulary
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 23:36,
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Reminded me of an American barmaidwhile on exercise in Hawaii, in the club on the Navy base. I asked for a "lemon, lime and bitters", she said they didn't have any bitters. When I pointed out a bottle of Angostura Bitters behind her, she said "no, that's SALT FREE" (it was written on the side)as if "salt free" was the product, not that the product was salt free.I couldn't convince her, it took 2 other bar staff to sort it out.
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Okay, I'll have a lemon, lime and "salt free".I'm also intrigued to know why it took two other bar staff to sort it out.
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I think that"American" might just explain it, but no she wouldn't accept my word or the word of just one colleague, she needed to make extra sure.
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