
Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
( , Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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A work colleague and I managed to persuade another worker that the following were the correct lines from films. We told him that the lines he thought were correct were wrong; similar to "Play it again, Sam" being a misquotation from the 1942 film Casablanca:
- Frankly my dear, I don't give a shit
- You're only supposed to blow the doors off the bloody van!
- To infinity and further than that!
- I'll be back - in a minute
- Show me the money to my face! Show me the money to my face!
- You talkin' to me again?
- I'm gonna make him an offer he can't turn down
- Here's looking at you, child
- The name's James Bond. That's B-O-N-D. Bond
- I see ghosts
Also, when asked what the weather forecast was, he pointed to the TV and said, "Look it's still on there, 'Summary'. Doesn't look like Summer to me".
( , Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:58, 3 replies)

Jim Carrey's catchphrases in the Mask: "Steamin'!" and "Somebody help me!"
And who could forget Joey's famous chat-up line in Friends? "What are you doin'?"
( , Fri 19 Mar 2010, 15:51, closed)

Is simply excellent, I plan to steal it in the future.
( , Sun 21 Mar 2010, 19:39, closed)
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