Amazing displays of ignoranceSandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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Famous Movie QuotesA work colleague and I managed to persuade another worker that the following were the correct lines from films. We told him that the lines he thought were correct were wrong; similar to "Play it again, Sam" being a misquotation from the 1942 film Casablanca:
- Frankly my dear, I don't give a shit
- You're only supposed to blow the doors off the bloody van!
- To infinity and further than that!
- I'll be back - in a minute
- Show me the money to my face! Show me the money to my face!
- You talkin' to me again?
- I'm gonna make him an offer he can't turn down
- Here's looking at you, child
- The name's James Bond. That's B-O-N-D. Bond
- I see ghosts
Also, when asked what the weather forecast was, he pointed to the TV and said, "Look it's still on there, 'Summary'. Doesn't look like Summer to me".
(, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 9:58, 3 replies)
Coffee lolI love those misquotes!
(, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 10:04, closed)
See alsoJim Carrey's catchphrases in the Mask: "Steamin'!" and "Somebody help me!"
And who could forget Joey's famous chat-up line in Friends? "What are you doin'?"
(, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 15:51, closed)
The Bond oneIs simply excellent, I plan to steal it in the future.
(, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 19:39, closed)
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