
Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
( , Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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My dad was on holiday with his then girlfriend in Mauritius. Running short on clothes he buys himself a t-shirt featuring the islands most famous extinct resident, the dodo. Que the following conversation:
Catherine: What's that on your shirt, it looks like a cross between a duck and a chicken!
Dad: It's a dodo.
Catherine: We've been here a whole week now and I haven't seen a single one of the critters.
Sweet mother of Moses was this woman thick.
( , Fri 19 Mar 2010, 10:17, 1 reply)

they went the way of the duck-chicken years ago"
( , Sat 20 Mar 2010, 11:15, closed)
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