
Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
( , Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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My wife didn't realise that Graham Norton was gay, in spite of watching a whole serious of him phoning up gay men and talking to them about cocks, etc. When she suddenly asked, with a mixture of surprise and excitement "Is Graham Norton... Gay??" I could only really come up with "Er... Yeah..!"
I think my brain may have pretty much bluescreened from a sarcasm overflow.
"I think it's fair to say that he's pretty well out of the closet."
( , Fri 19 Mar 2010, 12:14, 8 replies)

...mates, a couple in the States that thought Norton was a cockney. Mind you, most of their friends thought I was Australian (Born and did most of my growing up in Northwest UK).
( , Fri 19 Mar 2010, 12:22, closed)

is poetry.
( , Fri 19 Mar 2010, 12:24, closed)

Other people experience this?? It's good to know that I'm not alone.
( , Fri 19 Mar 2010, 16:03, closed)

I was really shocked to discover recently that Russell Tovey is gay. Not the least ping on my gaydar screen.
I think I was shocked because I couldn't tell. I should have my gay genes tested.
( , Fri 19 Mar 2010, 13:28, closed)

At least he doesn't have his own television programme that's all about how very gay he is :-D
( , Fri 19 Mar 2010, 16:07, closed)

He was pinging mine in 'Being Human' to the point where I couldn't buy his character's romance with what's-her-face at all.
( , Fri 19 Mar 2010, 17:40, closed)

...that Gok Wan is gay. I know he's camp as hell, but think how clever he's been if he's straight. He's convinced all those women that he's not interested in them, and now he gets to grope their tits whenever he likes.
I know he's quite singularly gay, I know this, but think what a great plan that would be...
( , Sun 21 Mar 2010, 23:39, closed)
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