Amazing displays of ignoranceSandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
(
Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
« Go Back
Left feeling deflated.This story comes courtesy of a friend of mine, B, and his neighbour, J. J is none too bright, and B has been known to exploit this.
One day, J's car had a puncture, and he knocked on B's door to ask for help fixing it. B took a look, jacked up the car, removed the wheel, rotated it by 180o, and bolted it back on.
"You see," he explained to J, "the flat bit of the tyre was at the bottom where the tyre touches the road. It's now at the top, where it doesn't touch anything, so you won't have to worry about it any more."
J thanked him.
But he was back the following day to ask for help again. Apparently the puncture had slid back to the bottom of the wheel overnight.
(
Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 12:17,
1 reply)
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha....*breathe* hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!
(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Mar 2010, 13:37,
closed)
« Go Back