Amazing displays of ignoranceSandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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I once sat in a pub...... (The Sun, in Reading, in case anyone cares) and overheard the most staggeringly ignorant conversation ever on the next table.
Drunk Bloke A: It's Burns night tonight, innit? That's some scottish thing about this poet.
Drunk Bloke B: No, mate. It's an Irish thing where the Protestants used to burn the Catholics.
Drunk Bloke B then proceeds to harangue Drunk Bloke A for the next hour about this until Drunk Bloke A changes his mind and agrees.
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Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 12:35,
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I'll See That, And Raise YouMy University Library, years back..
A couple of lads are having a chat on the table next to me, one pipes up:
"So, what are the chances of dying then?"
At this point, I couldn't help myself....
"Sorry to interject chaps, but to answer your question, I'd say that dying is pretty much unavoidable...."
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I do thatSometimes, when faced with someone who is both stupid and insistent that they're right, it's easier just to concede so they shut the fuck up about it.
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