Morningwood Bellend! Peppers! Blushing Colleagues! Subject style stolen from disasterprone!
Ah, Smiler. More commonly known as Manni, but I called him Smiler because he always had a smile on his face. Whatever the circumstances. The phone would ring, he'd smile. Kick him in the balls, he'd smile. Shag his Mum, he'd probably keep smiling. Manni was a top guy, but Christ he could be naive sometimes. Of course, naivety to some means that they need putting right about a few things. To me, it means playtime. Yes, I'm a git.

One day, he asked out of the blue what the name of the hottest pepper known to mankind was. Now, some would say the Nag Jalapia or something along those lines. To be honest, I don't really know. Nor care, to be honest. But as I usually end up doing, I'm getting off the point.

Poor Manni. He didn't stand a chance as I happily spoonfed him the utter bullshit that the hottest pepper known to mankind was in fact the Morningwood Bellend pepper. I even furnished him with a physical description- about 6 to 8 inches long, girth variable, pinkish in colour with a purple tip, and if handled correctly would produce about a teaspoonful of seeds. And I told him they sold it in the Morrison's round the corner.

And off he toddled. And then returned, about half an hour later, blushing, and loudly calling me a bastard to all who would listen.

In my defence, I didn't actually think he'd be that stupid...
( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 19 Mar 2010, 12:36, 6 replies)

Wonderful
Have a click.
(Sundayturkey has the biggest mug of tea, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 13:15, closed)

Fucking class!
Just had LOL on the bog at work at that!
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Fri 19 Mar 2010, 13:26, closed)

Oh crikey
This is the funniest one so far, that just goes to prove that I shouldn't really read this in the office...
( Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 15:00, closed)

Skyhooks?
Left-handed glass hammers?
Striped paint?
( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Fri 19 Mar 2010, 23:07, closed)

Can't really get away with that on an IT support desk.
Much as I would love to.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 20 Mar 2010, 0:17, closed)

i like that a lot
and may steal it.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Mon 22 Mar 2010, 11:04, closed)