Amazing displays of ignoranceSandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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Poor Mr Tortoise...A mate's dad used to have a tortoise called Alan - he loved Alan dearly, fed him lettuce and let him roam around the garden as fast as Alan's stubby little legs could carry him.
Soon winter was coming and little Alan needed to go into hibernation for the winter, so preparations were made for his long sleep. Blue Peter has taught us to put tortoises in a box of straw, in a dark cool place for a until spring.... They definitely do not recommend digging a hole in the garden and burying your tortoise alive for four months.
Poor Alan's worm-eaten corpse was was found in March the next year.
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That's terrible. Did Dave make it through ok?
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edited just before I fired off previous message!
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:D I thought I'd gotten away with that little error... well spotted. Mate's Dad's name was Dave - or Dave the fucking cretin to friends of his son.
(, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 14:19, closed)
Oh, no!I find that far sadder than I ought.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 13:46,
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