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Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.

(, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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Nights out
In the good old days during our Twenties, we would all meet at the local for a few pints in handle glasses paid for with a few golden Ducats.

While here we would all make up a job we did, so we could impress any ladies we might happen to meet in a shit night club. everyone would pick various jobs Cosmonaut, footballer, Clam diver etc, and let each other know so they could back them up if the young lady didn't believe us.

I met a young lady that night and convinced her ''I Design Monkeys for zoos'' I spent a good hour telling her all about how I put said monkeys together and design new ones.

I boshed her that night.
(, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 13:13, 6 replies)
(, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 13:16, closed)
Thank you
Cheers you may now go back to teaching your class.
(, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 13:31, closed)
Ducat has a capital D, so before you mock my lack of spelling ability check yours.
(, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 13:35, closed)
No it doesn't.
It's just a unit of currency. You wouldn't capitalise the "P" in the phrase "a few pounds"; why would this be different?
(, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 13:44, closed)
Yes it does
That would be true but for Ducat it is not, all units of gold currency have a Capital.

''..........'' Ptf XPB LOL DBF.
(, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 14:01, closed)
Wouldn't "Twenties" refer to the decade...
... and "twenties" to the years in which the protagonist's age begins with a 2? Just going on the argument about the capitalisation of Ducat below...

Anyway, it's spelt Ducati. And you'd probably get a lot of beer for one of those.
(, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 14:20, closed)

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