
Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
( , Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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surely if you jumped you would be travelling upwards not down thus reducing the impact......
**sniggers uncontrollably**
( , Fri 19 Mar 2010, 16:03, 2 replies)

you would reduce your movement speed - maybe not considerably enough to save your life - but it would still reduce your speed.
i once had an argument with someone because they couldn't grasp the concept that jumping off a building holding a cocktail parasol would increase your chances of survival.
( , Fri 19 Mar 2010, 16:10, closed)

also once had an argument with someone. What a coincidence...
how big was the building?
( , Fri 19 Mar 2010, 16:29, closed)

is that, if you are in a lift, how do yo know when you are about to it the ground?
(unless you are in Hugh Heffner's glass bottomed lift)
( , Fri 19 Mar 2010, 17:16, closed)
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