
Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
( , Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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A couple of years ago, I earned a bit of pin money by invigilating for GCSE and A level exams at a nearby school.
During one of the GCSE papers, a kid put up his hand. I walked over.
"Sir," he said, pointing to his calculator, "The question asks what 10% of this is. What button do I have to press?"
Oy veh.
( , Fri 19 Mar 2010, 16:11, Reply)
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