Amazing displays of ignoranceSandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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penguins of the worldwent on a date to edinburgh zoo(yes i'm an old romantic!) and at the penguin enclosure there's a sign stating "emporer penguin", under which stood a penguin.
"what's so special about that one" she says
i laughed for five days
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emperor(, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 8:40, closed)
Perhaps it's the spelling that he LOLed at for five whole days.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 9:39,
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ContinuoslyA combination of laughing non-stop meant he had bruised ribs, a strained diaphragm, an aneurysm and the effects of 5 days worth of sleep deprivation.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 10:10,
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Must continue to take everything on this site literally(
whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 10:39,
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Well the king penguin was Colonel-in-Chief Nils Olav who was recently knighted. So the emperor may well be the god emperor of dune by now.
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