Amazing displays of ignoranceSandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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Swimming the channel - not as tough as it sounds.When I moved down to Bournemouth from London for my first job, it was only a matter of weeks before my younger brother (who would have been about 17/18 at the time) rocked up for a weekend drinking in my new beachside home (well, actually a rented bedsit in what turned out to be a brothel, but that's a whole other QOTW answer).
Sat on the beach, drinking a couple of cans of lager and perving at women, my brother looked out at the Isle of Wight - always visible on a clear day.
'Fuck me,' he mused, sipping his Carlsberg. 'France is miles closer than I thought it was'.
*sandyfacepalm*
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My grandparents lived on the islandand I once took a school friend along. He went white as a sheet when I informed him that passports were required on the ferry.
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