
Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
( , Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
« Go Back | See The Full Thread

my googling to make sure before posting this was completely pointless :P
( , Mon 22 Mar 2010, 16:17, closed)

it's Ministry of Transport - It's an "MoT Test", not an "MOT".
/pedantry
( , Mon 22 Mar 2010, 16:27, closed)

and found that it can stand for, among other things:
Mug of Tea
Mother of Twins
Member of Tribe
Microwave Oven Transformer (!)
Moment of Truth.
I suggest "Massive Obscene Tits" should also be in there, what with the continued popularity of Jordan and Kerry Katona.
( , Mon 22 Mar 2010, 16:36, closed)

They definitely ARE massive obscene tits, but can the ones they possess ever be described as obscene when massive?
( , Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:37, closed)

UTC and GSM* are good examples of deliberately rearranged initials.
*well, kind-of
( , Mon 22 Mar 2010, 18:04, closed)
« Go Back | See The Full Thread