Amazing displays of ignoranceSandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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Whilst travelling to Scotland somewhere......With my Parents years ago. I should point out where from the North East of England......
Mother had the AA route planner or something and was giving directions. She insisted we take a certain number junction........My Dad insisted that junction didnt exist and was getting very angry after much arguing.....
Then the Immortal line was uttered by her......
'But it says take Junction 36 if coming from the North. Where from the North arnt we.......'
Oh dear.....Shes a teacher as well
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 21:36, 2 replies)
Shameshe spent more time reading maps than teaching you English.
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 21:51, closed)
It just about worksif you say it out loud in an outrageously Northern accent. Spelling and grammar are mere convention.
(, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 22:01, closed)
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